And the first consequences of coming back from holiday

Well, after crawling out of bed today, I noticed a few things.

1. I have no clean shirts or socks. As my favourite philosopher pointed out, "There are only two things certain in this world: death and laundry".
2. The only thing in my fridge is Pineapple juice, Heineken and coffee grounds.
3. I forgot to empty the coffee pot before I left and now it's full of mould.

:-(

Is it too late to go back to Scotland?