Ok, I finally caved - I set up a MySpace page.
Basically I did this to keep tabs on various music groups. It seems to be the only thing that MySpace is really good for. But, on the off chance you, my unfaithful reader, decides to add me as a friend on MySpace, that would be cool too.
Visit my MySpace page.
Now all I have to do is figure out how to make my MySpace page not look ugly. I've heard rumours that this is actually possible.